George Egerton-Warburton is an artist.

“With a low-fi, low-brow, nervey aesthetic derivative of only the bad aspects of showmen such as Alexander McQueen, Italian Renaissance Architecture, Lanvin storefronts, Tadashi Kawamata, and Barry McGee, informed by the emotional maturity of a twelve year old school girl, with the conceptual backing of a crack fuelled orgy between Dan Brown, Eckhart Tolle, Paulo Coehlo, and Kojonup’s Catholic priest, George Egerton-Warburton feebly writes bad reviews for himself with the indecent intention of fishing for compliments, proving that he shows no indication of breaking any artistic boundaries anytime soon.” George Egerton-Warburton